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image001The Israeli’s have developed a new airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners and also downplays any question of racial profiling.

At airport flight check-in, every passenger is required, one at a time, to step into an armored booth. There are no potentially harmful or invasive X-rays. The booth technology will simply detonate any explosive the person in the booth may have on his or her person.

Israel considers this as a win-win situation for everyone. No harmful or embarrassing X-rays for anyone not carrying a bomb. No racial profiling because everyone is subjected to the same procedure regardless of their appearance. No more lengthy and expensive trials of suicide bombers. People simply hear a muffled explosion followed shortly thereafter by an announcement over the airport PA system along the following lines:

“Attention all standby passengers. EL AL is pleased to announce a seat available on Flight 670 to London. Shalom!”

Airports around the world are reportedly buying these security devices as quickly as they can be assembled. If you’re holding shares of stock in any mortuaries or funeral homes, it might be advisable to sell.

 


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